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carry-on-my-jingle-butt:

kickflipe:

oh my fucking god

i somehow managed to cramp my ass from laughing so hard

(via spongyspice)

blurredbynes:

fagmobs:

good

we are 3 days into 2014 
ununpentium:

I applaud this man.

deucebasket:

whats the deal with old grandmas who get offended by the word penis but have like 11 kids

(via v1rginpuke)

Don’t you hate it when you discover the coolest thing ever and when you show your friends they think its stupid?

sodamnrelatable:

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(Source: laugh-at-me-br0, via sodamnrelatable)

benaddictedcumberbabe:

cameronfryesgirlfriend:

cause of death: too shy to call ambulance

Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone

(Source: gremlinsofficial, via v1rginpuke)

the-worst-url:

the-doctor-to-my-tardis:

neckbeardeddragon:

cheezetits:

narcotic:

There’s a book sitting in front of you.

In it contains all the bad things people have said about you behind your back, would you open it? 

Hell fucking yeah

Read it so you can find out what people really have to say about you and how you can change your character to be a better person.

read it so you know what order to murder people in

two kinds of people

(Source: narcotic, via capsicle107)

the-creep-show:

timeywimeyteapot:

children’s show my ass

(via confettidreamer)


I don’t want to stay in the bad place, where no one believes in silver linings or love or happy endings.

tokyotomato:

i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break

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dissapolnted:

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ifyoucarryonthisway:

"52% of men say they’d stay with their girlfriend even if she got fat"

EVEN if she got FAT!?? wow… someone give these men a purple heart for their courage and bravery. truly inspiring. god forbid i ever get fat and have to put my boyfriend through the rough decision of whether to keep me around or not. but maybe if im lucky, he’ll be in that amazing 52%. what a world.

(Source: averagefairy, via beautifulnight)

goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • expects the world to be handed to her on a silver platter
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • how do you even talk to boys i dont get it
  • sarcastic asshole

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